Can't Drive? Take the Trolley

Its days like this where I desperately question the DMV's Human Resources department hiring capabilities. If the DMV allows someone to have a California License, than they should adequately or decently know how to drive...correct? WRONG!

I understand that it's only a few days before Christmas and everyone is in the Christmas gift finding rush, but that is no excuse for driving poorly. We all have to sit in traffic for 20 minutes and then look for a parking spot for another 45 minutes only to find ourselves in Rush Hour on our way home. There is no excuse to act like an insane idiot and pretend like you're the only one who has gifts to buy. But most of all--there is no reason to park so close to my car where my hand cannot fit in between our two vehicles. This is called rude, impatient and frankly, just plain old poor driving. Whoever at the DMV signed off your ability to drive should have their license suspended and should be degraded as a human being.

So what do I do in situations like this? Rely on my pen of course...and no I'm not trying to say I keyed his car, although if anyone were to deserve their car to be keyed it would not be under Carrie Underwood's specifications "Before He Cheats," but rather because you don't know how to park. If I can't reach my door handle because you are TOO close and I must get through my passenger side and am unable to open my door, you WILL feel the wrath of my pen by an angry letter left on your windshield.

I must say I was rather nice in my letter to this immature inconsiderate driving fool. I merely reminded him that next time he decides to leave the house he may want to consider learning how to drive before someone much more temperamental than I decides to slam open their door scratching his cheap car. But of course, I did end the letter with a good old "Merry Christmas," just to brighten his day a little after the inconvenience he caused me and to stay in the holiday spirit.

But seriously people, if you can't drive, then take the trolley. That's what it's for.